Get your dirty minds out of the gutter...I am a married woman and I can do what I want!
Okay, having Pre-Scolded you, I'd like to share my Shenanigan for today, risque though it may be.
Look: Showering uses up a lot of water. But, unfortunately, these are hygenic times that we live in. Also, I live in the desert and things get a little ripe, so the showering must happen. The spouse and I are currently investigating low-flow shower-heads, but until we find one that we approve of, temporary measures must be taken. So...
On the weekends, we shower together to save water.
Since there's no way in Hell I'm posting a photo of that, I drew it for you. It goes a little something like this:
It wastes less time, less water and actually works out well for us since I usually make Husband sit on the toilet and talk to me while I shower so I won't get bored anyway. Unfortunately, we have drastically different wake-up times during the week, so it's not really realistic as a daily Shenanigan. We'll just have to settle for being Weekend Water Warriors for now.
And that's the end of the details, you pervert.
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